i think i have two assholes
you told me heaven would be the 3 of us at Moe's forever and every hot girl that walked in would ask us to play stone face
He drunk dialed T-Mobile at 3am and talked to them for 45 minutes and got his phone bill lowered from $80 to $60... Best drunk dial ever.
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
And after that you guys started calling arbor mist "breakfast juice"
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
Just saw a dude walk out of the parking. Garage in a diaper and tutu. He had a handle in one hand and a toy bow in the other
LOL its 11 am
I need an adult. someone more adult than my current state
I wound up gambling on giant connect four with the bartender. I think he saw my boobs.
I told him the only reason I'd sleep with him is if we have a threesome because I'll need moral support
He sent me a picture of Reese's peanut butter cups next to his dick. Of course I went over.
No one with a hairstyle like that is allowed to insult anyone for anything
Theres just something about today that says lets get drunk, dont you think?
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
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