no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
I do regret it. But I can't unfuck her
I mean, there was frosting being put on a tunafish sandwich. Pretty sure she knew we were high.
I need a legitimate reason as to why the microwave door is in the shower
No flamethrowers. That is a direct order.
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
Considering showing up at your house with coronas. I'll be wearing a sombrero and that's it.
Party city is having a sale on maracas
Just had a flashback of dry humping a man lying in the street while Jim (dressed as santa) screams 'HAVE YOU BEEN A GOOD BOY?!'
The two girls sitting next to me are asking siri "Like, uh, how do you know my name?". Do I fuck with them or fuck them?
Just walk up to him nice, spread your legs like smooth peanut butter on toast and scream "LOOK AT MY BEAVER! LOOK AT IT!!"
wouldn't be a true Fourth of July without dropping acid at 9pm on a Monday
FREEDOM
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
The most awkward thing in the morning is seeing your teacher's dick right before you go to his class.
My new plan is to whip out my titties when they arrive. Maybe they won’t notice that I broke the couch fucking my boss...
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