is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
I'm watching CSI, they found semen in the woman's ear.
Guess she heard her killer coming
i really wanted you to get laid last night and i didnt think you were going to. so i posted porn on your facebook.it made sense at 3am
Wait, how do girls masturbate?
I dunno we use shower heads I guess.
..how does it fit?
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I just answered "If only I knew" for a quiz in criminology, she loved it. I got an A
Climbing onto the roof in a dress and high heeled boots was probably not the best idea, especially after all that Bacardi.
We were squawking at each other for over an hour like chickens. Literally. Never touching the stuff again and never again showing my face at that Denny's.
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
You know me. im down for anything that could harm my well being. lets dress like dolphins so everyone will see what dicks they are.
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There is a special place in Hell for whichever one of you put Ben Gay on my dildo. It was a very uncomfortable April 1.
I apologize for tapping your ass. It was a friendly tap. Like Casper. Ya know
Let's stay in this weekend and play drinking games to the Winter Olympics.
As long as we can drink anytime we see a stray dog, mafia looking Russian or double toilet.
Just realized I chose a bacon cheeseburger over sex last night
Okay, but that still doesn't explain all the glitter in my puke.
I swear to God...this day is one great big who's who in the land of fucked uppedness.
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