Your lack of dick hurts my anus. I hate your loverboy tactics.
And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
I did, I'm just saying. Once the drinking starts my nipples are no longer my control.
I may or may not be wearing slippers and a TMNT hat. This thing better not have a dress code.
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Can you pick up from work today? There's a surprise for you on the bed and I haven't gone blind which is positive.
Yeah I went home with her... She had me take off everything but my shirt and from across the room goes, "Now dance. Just dance that dick over here"
Do drug dealers work on Memorial Day?
Hey I'm sorry for head butting you last night. Personally I thought it was funny at the time, but I can see how from your perspective it may not have been as enjoyable for you... Hope your lip is okay.
Of course I'll be there. I never miss an opportunity to smell like cigarettes, cheap beer, and shame.
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Saw the same Luigi I hooked up with last Halloween. Still in his same Luigi costume and scruff that hurt my face
the bartender knew what was up when i took a sip of my drink, gagged and asked her to water down my water
My vagina has made plenty life decisions and I would like to point out very few if not any of them were in my favor.
Know we haven't talked but having an orgy party on the 20th if you're interested. If not, disregard this text.
Who is this?
Get off the floor, put away the cookie dough, get ur shit together Scott.
I'm glad you found someone that both loves you and is cool doing coke off your tits. Proud of you.
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