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• (678): View more from Georgia

  why did i wake up with a kid named Raphael in my bed this morning?

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  I dont know but you did call last night to tell me you found the last ninja turtle

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• (202): View more from Washington, DC

  why do all the strippers look like they came from fraggle rock

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• (763): View more from Minnesota

  I woke up with a picture of my dick as my background. still wondering if it was a good night or not.

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• (201): View more from New Jersey

  we are learning about oedipus in english. fuck you for making this awkward for me

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• (225): View more from Louisiana

  I'm scared. I feel like she's my mom and she just walked in on me having sex. Like she's "disappointed"

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• (480): View more from Arizona

  it's like russian roulette but with a penis

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• (732): View more from New Jersey

  His idea of a compliment is: 'you're cuter than your friend. If you both wanted a 3way I'd do it,but I'd pay more attention to you.'

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• (252): View more from North Carolina

  Reached a new low. Drinking Wine from my thermos while on the stair master.

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• (702): View more from Nevada

  Man, I wish they all looked like that. Your vagina deserves to have a nice frame around it, and God's signature at the bottom.

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• (613): View more from Ontario

  Just got a groupon for a segway rental: fireworks segway battle at my house. What say you?

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• (678): View more from Georgia

  Every time I see him I get horny. I can't help it!

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  Just stop. You're making other wives look bad. We are all starting to hate you.

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• (804): View more from Virginia

  I climaxed at the same time the bass dropped. I think it's safe to say I've reached enlightenment

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• (812): View more from Indiana

  I'm actually kinda upset that we didn't consider velcro-ing detachable capes to our clothes before this moment.

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• (716): View more from New York

  I seriously doubt this is the first time pumpkin pie has led to a booty call.

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• (317): View more from Indiana

  i just love the holidays, i hotboxed a gingerbread house last night

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