yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
he's legally blind and likes the sound of my voice, good enough for me.
We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
This is even worse then that time I fucked a guy just because he had air conditioning.
At home depot. Final room inspection is tmrow, gotta paint over the puke stains
The pregnant Hooters waitress told me to "make good choices".
think they'd let him outta jail for my wedding? we could have him back by like midnight....
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
Oh boy...do i want the 'something you can tell your mom in 10 yrs' version or the 'Im gonna call you a whore but be proud' version?
It was like an alcohol war zone and you left a soldier behind.
I just need a text that says "put that food down bitch" and then maybe I'll lose water weight through tears
All I want is to send a text that says "i slept with someone while wearing nothing but purple argyle socks this weekend." But the only person i would send that to is you. But you already know. Because they were your socks.
He has been feeding me cheesecake and candy for breakfast. Naked. For three days. How am I ever going to leave????
If I get laid tonight it will 1.) Prove that the sex gods do in fact exist, and 2.) Show that I am one motherfucking badass bitch.