it's like everything I expected to see tonight all put together in one at once
that is the greatest description ever
Lady with a stroller in a bar. Think she's out of my league?
I just stepped on my own foot and apologized to my shoe... THAT high.
had to bail. she had her cat tattooed on her
you woke me up at 7 am banging on my wall.. what the hell
thats the international knock for joint time
It was almost awkward to look at you naked while listening to Circle of Life. Just saying.
She just fell in the river. Meet us downstream with the bottle.
He makes me wish my vagina was bigger... This must be what love feels like.
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
Omg. I have a story to tell you later about that girl that just crawled on stage
He woke up in a dragon costume, covered in bong water. That was a party we will regret missing.
Want to do me the honour of waxing my legs again before I go to Mexico? I feel like it's a tradition we shouldn't break.
I can't remember if I puked before or after the shots of absinthe. Or why I thought shots of absinthe was a good idea.
but seriously, if you see a redhead running down the street tonight in a carrot costume, call 911. He's tripping hard.
I want to get drunk and watch somebody else's tragedy.
Randomize
