oh vodka. i could write you a sonnet.
Her dress is practically falling off. It must know I'm here.
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
She just said, "are my livers going to die?"
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Hahhaha I literally just rolled outta bed and went to get beer in my pj's and slippers. God I love graduating
Malibu has added tequila to its rum. It's like when two beautiful gaybies come together an spawn a unicorn that only cries jellybean tears.
Boobs speak an international language.
New rule for Thursdays: no high gymnastics
AFTER I licked the bald guys head they told me we weren't playing
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She said she forgot something.. and when she came out she was carrying a garden gnome, and a bottle of vodka. she was too hot to question it.
This stupid maranara sauce stain sucks. It keeps distracting me and it looks like I'm staring at my tits.
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
Wait, but now I'm curious. In what position were y'all when the cops came? Were you guys butt ass naked in the car? 😂😂
Im covered in coffee vomit and urine and none of which are mine
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