giving a blow job on a jetski isn't as easy as it sounds.
think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
i think im having one of those erections lasting four or more hours
sitting in an airport in detroit. just saw a commercial for detroit tourism with kid rock as a spokesman. reason # 1458 to never visit this city.
Drunk wheelbarrow races might make the top 10 list of dumb shit weve done. Especially considering all the broken glass around...
Is singing the Indiana Jones theme while I put on the condom off limits?
I'm not the one who can lose their erection, so it's fair game
Lol okay. He's gonna show up with like a trunk of sex toys. He's like the mary poppins of hotel fucking.
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
The condom broke. Its OK tho, turns out I was just humping her thigh for 20 minutes. Jager dude, Jager.
I don't know, I think having hemorrhoids shows character. You have to be trying pretty hard to get them.
Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
I just learned in class that female whales slap their fins against the water and then ten males come and fight for her yet we can't get guys to text us back
Omg I got up from his bed and almost did a header into the wall because I came so many times I forgot how to walk.
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
Hey do u remember the time we used my mascara wand as a drink stirer?
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