the night i cant remember will be the night i always remember thanks to my "i
god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
drugs are my only escape from this reality. good thing I got it at a discount price last night
This guy just brought his piggy bank into the bar with him. Talk about corruption of childhood.
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We must be getting old. All of our friends are having kids and they aren't illegitimate.
Urine might work for jellyfish stings, but we found out it doesn't work well for nose bleeds...
Maybe before the beach I should get a tracking chip in my arm.
I just dried my bra with your hair straightener because the drier is broken again.
someone wrote my own number down on my hand and then call me.
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I may not be his cup of tea, but I bet I'm his 10th shot of tequila
my vagina is like this close to growling at me and leading me onto the nearest dance floor
make it buy you a drink first
WHY WERE YOU COOKING NAKED?
WHY WERE YOU SLEEPING ON MY COUCH?
He was super adorable, like I wanna pinch his cheeks while I fuck him...
Just wanted to share my unfortunate vagina news in the hopes that it would make your vagina feel better about itself.
I purposely left my thong and accidentally left my ethics book, hairspray and most of my dignity.
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