I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
i lost my life and panties somewhere between the 15th and 16th round of slap the bag.
good thing vaginas are great cup holders
you went up to him and asked if you could have "friend sex." He looked like a 7 year old on christmas morning
No its cool, because I bought a handle of tequila earlier, in case things went south
There's nothing I can say to make me pepper spraying you any better
I wish we could tell the moving van to wait at the strip club for a while.
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
We simultaneously blacked out then simultaneously came to then simultaneously had sex with the neighbors. We're definitely meant to be roommates.
Just had to buy plan b w/ my robotic baby from family living.. Awkward.
After everything you did, you followed it with "Oh God, that's something a high person would do. But I'm not high." So yeah, you're not getting near my stash again.
he bit THROUGH my nipple
plus side, no need to pay for a piercing.
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
YOU BETTER TOUCH MY NIPPLES TODAY
I bet you there is porn for people who get off on someone rubbing Chipotle on themselves