too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
This pizza tastes like mashed potatoes. HOW HIGH DO YOU THINK I AM?
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
duuuude. vodka popsicles DO NOT function.
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One of my students just told me turtles are lazy and need to get a job. Fuck yes, my job here is done.
I'm now in all their contact lists as "Pee-Pee Hands"...
The best way to start drinking is as early as possible. eg, this bar isn't open but we're patiently waiting outside. That way you're confident and exciting when the talent arrives. Or too drunk to care.
if things do not go as planned you should see me walking down I81 blindfolded and pantless
They put 3 tbs of cinnamon in vodka shots and called it the "cinnamon death challenge"
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THEY NOW HAVE MIXED DRINK EMOJIS! LIFE IS GOOD! PRINCESSES DON'T DRINK BEER
The day i have a fb album titled " I have become a townie" you can shoot me in the foot and tell me to get my life together
He was trying to talk to me about standards while he had a french fry box on his hand like a glove and was using it to flatten his cheeseburger.
I always make inappropriate sexual decisions during the holidays
I probably would do him if given the chance but how awkward would Bible study be after that.
I walked outside and found some random guy passed out on our front porch. We managed to acquire the 12 pack of lagers he had so it's all good.
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