I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
Following a car with a GPS. We don't know where he's going, but he probably has a better idea of where we're going than we do. Also, very high.
apparently he was unaware pussies come in unshaved form. curse you redtube and your unholy lies
Accidentally spilled a drink on her roommates skirt, offered to clean it, and got a blowjob out of the deal. Something went horribly right.
You seriously looked at the house acorss the street and implied that you thought they had nice Easters.
They're here. One showed up as a slutty Crayola, and I think the other came as The Fat Friend.
whoooo knowwsss what george of the jungle juice is but i feel like im in the promised land
It took him three days to realize his roommate had moved out.
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
You have not lived until you've slid down a waterfall fucked out of your mind. Fact.
You gotta have 1 orgasm for me and the rest can be for you. I'm living vicariously through you 😂
I said I wanted pizza tattoo on my ass and the tattooist asked me what I wanted on it.
I got pulled over by the same cop in a 4.5 hour window. Got off both times. Fuck yes.
Randomize
