oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
Just saw an old lady trip and stumble. Laughed. Kept Driving. I'm going to hell.
Whats the opposite of morning wood? Whatever its called, everyone saw it when it fell out.
well yea, now i know i won't get hair in my teeth...
My cousin's dog just exhaled smoke. My job here is done.
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
Alright this has to stop. Without adderall I don't even have the motivation to get laid. College has ruined me.
He just told me that he goes squirrel hunting. NO LONGER BANGABLE.
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
Last I saw him was around 10 this morning. He was passed out on the porch with his head under the barbeque cover and there were cups of orange juice around him as well as loose tobacco spread everywhere. Good luck getting a hold of him.
I'm staying in tonight, it's my Christmas present to my liver.
On a totally unrelated note, captain four hour sexcapades lost it in his boxers this morning and tried to pretend it didnt happen. Lmao
omg i wish you could see the front of my car.
There's literally a dust print of your body and your arm trying to hold on and the other one where your fingers visibly dragged down the hood.
So high, just applauded for a magic trick on Hulu.
I am downtown smoking a joint with Woody Harrelson...Because our car won't start. I will be there as soon as I can.
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