Do you think if I drink bleach they will let me leave work?
How'd it feel making her break her religion?
It was all about her orgasm last night. I felt like a human dildo.
Had her hockey skates on in the house. Whole floor is ruined.
He yelled "juice on the loose", yes i am sure i need plan b
You guys better make it up to the cabin in time for mud wrestling on Saturday. I'm not kidding. You know when I joke, and now is not one of those times.
Update... last night a man tried to bite my ear. I think he swallowed my pearl earring.
I asked if he wanted to sext and he just started sending me pictures of his beard.
Just an FYI if we break up I'm going to sleep with your cousin or who ever my dealer is.
I dreampt that we were shooting zombies while we having sex. Is that normal?
I put on slutty clothes under my normal clothes, im like fucking super slutwoman
Best superhero ever to exist
So what your saying is I can use her desperation to my advantage. Fuck, this must be how pretty girls feel.
Hold on - sidebar. My best friend just threw a 40 pack of condoms through my window.
Called Apple, my penis pics are safe.
We were having sex but then he spanked me and i punched him but it was just a reflex i swear
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