did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
I'm about to enter vancouver's biggest liquor store. I feel like I should sent you a "wish you were here" postcard.
Just gave my manager part of my viccodin stash-my job is basically secured forever.
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there is no way i'm buying plan b and condoms at the same time
no do it! it shows that you acknowledge your mistakes and you are proactively working towards a solution.
apparently they wrote a song entitled "butt slut" about her... im thinking shes not girlfriend material.
You refused to come over and kept yelling that you were gonna sleep on a car
It's been two days. My balls feel like watermelons.
The bouncers kicked us out around 3 so we went to the grocery store flasks in hand and asked them to turn up their music...
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Ugh why does it have to be margarita Monday. Why can't it be pants off dance off beer pong but with jager Monday.
Alright, who started the "how long till dereck gets deported from Australia" pool? I want in on that.
"If it gets you high just do it" I told him he was the Nike of drug abuse
A guy just grabbed my balls before he shook my hand because he thought he knew me.
Decided to stop by the store on my walk of shame. I must really look like shit, a six year old girl just walked up to me and said "my mommy wanted me to tell you Jesus loves you." Thanks kid.
Just peed on the front lawn of the capital building. Great American.
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