wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
ooooooooooooo i'm drink
watching jon and kate + 8 right now is like watching my parents split up
he quoted cool runnings while we were having sex: feel the rythm,feel the rhyme, get on up, its bobsled time
you yelled then hung up at the girl on information bc she could not pinpoint your location and tell you how to get to dennys
You were humming mission impossible as we ran from the cops
He's having sex with his gf again. Every thump of his bed against the wall is insulting to our one night stand.
Don't make this awkward for me. Don't let your mom come near the bathroom. I can't meet your mom for the first time while I'm shitting. Dont make this awkward.
I have had more skin than food in my mouth the last three days
at the time it didn't seem likely that you would ever find the cake in your underwear
How the fuck did you end up in a tree? With multiple people?
And the funny thing is when I went to the kitchen this morning, all 4 pizzas were still there in their boxes, untouched. My question to you is: what were we eating last night?
we both turned hook ups into relationships we are crushing this thing called life right now.
I'm still hammered too. I started tweeting the time at one point I'm pretty sure.
I don't know which is worse, the fact that his name is Kevin or the fact that he has a pornstache.
I just found my phone after looking for it since yesterday afternoon it was in the fridge.
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