Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
We should be called the Road Head Warriors
Apparently last night I sat at the bar with an upside down sharpie lightning bolt on my forehead, yelling "It's Harry Potter's birthday! Let me be on the qudditch team!" And I kept calling the bartender Dobby. There are videos.
Last night, you attempted to motor boat my vagina then proceeded to blow raspberries on it. Don't ever do that again.
Oh i know my limit. 9 shots after i've given blood.
they said he just opened the front of his shirt and threw up alll over himself
you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...
apparently the bartender would rather give me free shots than tell me that my whole nipple piercing was hanging out
it was either a really good one night stand or a really really good first date. thank you online dating
he gave me a new purse full of weed and five boxes of samoas for my birthday. best boyfriend ever.
Next time I see you, remind me to tell you how I fell through my attic door and landed on my feet in the garage on the first floor.
I just got St Patricks day and the day after St Patricks day off, wich I'm pretty sure is as close to a raise as I'll ever get.
I'm smoking and watching the Muppets Treasure Island. Where are you?
Something about that statement reminds me just how much of a role model you are, sis.
What's the blow job-backrub exchange rate these days? I've got some killer stress knots
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