I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
The maintenance guy at work just asked me out for a drink. For once, I proudly said that I was 20.
No. I heard a cover of "my heart will go on". This is not sanity.
The weed is temporarily burning the grammar section of my brain library.
I kinda wanna Instagram the giant vag stain on my sheets. That is something to be proud of. It's a Christmas miracle.
I sent him this really overly apologetic text asking him out. It was just sad. Not even 27 shots of whiskey can grow me a self-esteem.
Nothing worse then being at the gym on the elliptical next to a guy looking at porn on his phone
Dude. I need you to practice dancing around in your banana hamock. Party boy style. I'll call later with details.
Bro.. I am absolutely going to have sex with our old middle school health teacher
That’s talent right there. Maverick and Goose type shit.
I'M NOT EVEN STOPPING FOR WINE SO I CAN GET TO THAT DICK QUICKER.
Snorted a dorito chip for 1$. Cross that off the bucket list.
I just asked Geoff what he is going to do because Hester left he said he was going to have gay sex with America.
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