where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
I have a hot bod, but my face sucks, what can i do?
we are cooking lunchables pizzas on a fire pit.
u were so high that u chewed on candle wax for an hour
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why weren't you at the audition last night?
booty call before role call
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
No, he's fine. He only wanted to know why there were traffic pylons in the living room and how the peanut butter got on the ceiling.
My only objective is to get drunk enough to forget the last 364 days.
I just closed two deals on my laptop from my bathroom while smoking a bowl, like a bawssss. Working from home is my favorite.
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Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
But I'm a half a mile from my bed. And I have the hiccups. I hate hiccups.
can I cover your dick in cookie butter?
I tried to have sex on someone's sisters horse last night
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
Hey know anyone who wants 58 lbs of whole frozen chickens for a couple bowls?
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