you're like a bully in the Christmas story
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
Ask him about the girl he took home Saturday night. I swear she voted for Kennedy.
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
please just be careful, i just switched my facebook status to "in a relationship", i would look really pathetic if i had to change it back to "single" already
As long as he sees me topless I don't care. Redemption. REEEDDDEMMMPPPTTIIIOOONNNNN
Trying to figure out which chair my head was under last night
She said I was the most selfish person in bed she's ever been with and she's fucked Tucker Max.
He played the same pre-sex songs as his brother...
Yeah I had this grand plan to bring flaming dr pepper shots to some girls and say "these shots are hot, but not as hot as you" but instead I lit the bar on fire
I never actually go in the club. I get in line, hit on a chick, and convince her to come drink all she wants for free at my house.
I sat on the bathroom floor yelling "hell hath no fury!" for about 20 minutes.
It's definitely revenge time.
How do I let my trainer know I'm only at the gym so I can get in more intense sex positions?
His mom wants to come see the dorm.
Hide the whip.
Randomize