Ppl just aren't as funny as we are
hey soul. what's that? you, dignity and pride are left for the night? coulda told me that before i vomited all over my mother.
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
I just watered my plants with apple juice. Look what you made me do.
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I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
I have an asthmatic alcoholic for a roommate. That can't be safe.
Did we fight the bathroom girl ? She just wanted to give us lotion and condoms.
That dick who always called me a slut in high school showed up at the clinic with boner problems. Then I was assigned as his nurse. Who's laughing now. I AM.
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Send me one of your boob pics as an example. I mean this in the straightest least lesbian way possible.
I like how our relationship transcends the borders of inappropriateness and encompasses all the colors of the inappropriate rainbow.
What the hell man, you basically stole my girlfriend with a bucket of KFC.
My buddy just got straight up kicked out of the bar on my bday for water boarding people with beer and bar towels
But the sex is so much better when he already has a girlfriend
I think we should have a sex position advent calendar