i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
Drinking wine out of an empty soup can and watching spongebob squarepants.. I eveb hate myself
It's been two days. My balls feel like watermelons.
she's crying and begging for her chapstick and insisting on walking home...her every thursday ritual
no, that was the night I slathered your dick in the icing from my birthday cake
I wouldn't be surprised. You and I have basically synced up our brain chemistry by doing drugs together in the same way that two girls would sync their menstrual cycles by sharing a house.
Got to work this morning and thought... Did I really dance on that pole last night
I made a bong out of my deodorant today. Did you?
What can I say I sleep with 40 year old Cougars because my mother gave me away at birth and apparently that's why says my therapist
At first I was nervous, then drunk me thought: What other chance will you realistically have to fuck a British guy?
Are u alive? If u are, you deserve an award.
woke up and you werent here...its ok if we're never going to speak again but my furry hand cuffs are missing and i would like them back. thanks.
I just watched two birds fight or fuck. It was crazy. Another bird was watching closer and I know that bird understood what was happening better than me.
Actually I learned to fire a 357 Magnum at the age of ten while on my very first period
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