i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
My entire childhood was an ugly sweater party
The next time i black out make sure i remove the ping pong balls from my weave. Especially before my first day of classes.
We'll I told him I wanted to keep it PG last night, but then later I asked him to take his pants off. So i'm guessing it was my fault.
crossing my fingers that hitting golf balls off my pourch was a dream and not something that actaculy happened
Seriously-without actually meaning the statement for it's words- that made me want to put a baby in you.
Just text the random number in my iphone notes that was entered at 1am. Should be interesting.
Hey, scratch that. I've shit 8 times today. I don't have the energy to get laid so I cancelled my date.
First day back to class and I have already pulled out the hard liquor
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
I am so not sober enough to have a 5 minute conversation in Spanish
She was drunk, dancing on the table. Until the table leg completely broke off and she fell on the ground and broke her front tooth straight off. Worse news is there making her pay for the table
Did you have a good sleep?
if a good sleep includes waking up cuddling a bottle of wine I had a GREAT sleep
I woke up in a warehouse with the words “Property of Adam” written on my chest in frosting.
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