roommate just walked in on us. two and a half times. the half, she just knocked, sighed, and walked away.
I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.
my mother and i just seriously had a convorsation about why you cant Google "Refurbished Dildos"
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
u just dont fucking get it...you try and cum while your cat is staring at you.
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
He's having sex with his gf again. Every thump of his bed against the wall is insulting to our one night stand.
and i fell asleep on top of a grilled cheese sandwich. not the best decision. but not the worst.
I expected to wake up with a sext of you posing nude and all I got was a missed call.....disappointed.
I'm sorry I think it was because I lost a chicken nugget in my purse and that's all that was on my mind until 4am
i'm half naked talking to a cat. you don't have to justify your life to me.
This little shit keeps eating the playdoh so i replaced the green with wasabi from work. Wonder what his parents are gonna think when he burns his soft palette?
Some chick asked if she could eat me because I'm dressed as a taco. I introduced her to RJ. Best Wingman.
Medically speaking as your gynecologist and your girlfriend, that is not a rash.
And we're breaking up
dude, where are you? this beer run has taken so long i read war and peace, took a nap, and shaved 3 times.
This is the fifth time tonight that girl has taken off my pants. Take me home. Now.
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