windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
I was just counting ceiling tiles when he ate me out, it was that bad.
she was wide awake when they drew a treasure map on her face the she passed out and they played like 7 games of tic tac toe haaa how was your new years
He was having trouble staying hard then just stopped mid-sex and said "it's overheating" while pointing to his dick.
Our dealer is pledging my frat. When he come to sell me weed I make him take out the garbage.
no. it doesnt count as road head if youre parked
Stole every fake plant from the lobby and placed it in front of you're apartment door, Enjoy!
Like it was the Mama Mia of shit shows. That bad.
And we won't even have to pay the tab if we die AT the bar. So..win win.
You always have that cute deer in the headlights look. Thats what made showing you my penis for the first time so disconcerting.
Sorry for face planting onto the table with all our alcohol on it
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
Nice. I like it when Maker's Mark makes decisions for you.
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
You rolled over grabbed my crotch and said "that's my waffle." I'm sleeping on the couch next time.
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