i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk
Ok, but If I make this happen, my first born son gets to fuck your first born daughter
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
He had to carry me to the car. But then sat with me and waited for me to sober up enough to have sex. He's a keeper.
His idea of role playing was him wearing the halloween mitt romney mask while I gave him head
I'm getting better, this year I only showed up drunk to 1 final.
I don't remember... but I heard a cop threatened to pepper spay my dick
I almost wanna stick a tampon in and sneeze bent over to see if it actually shoots out
She swallowed the key to the cuffs, I've been having to explain the pink fuzz all morning.
I find him attractive in the absolute weirdest way. Like I need him to do my taxes, but I also feel like I should spill things on him to gain his attention and then lick it off to gain his affection.
I've scurried myself in your trunk come find me in the morning
Just stay awake and booze cruise it to class. How are you a senior and have never went to class drunk? No excuses, I have a better gpa.
If you wake up, and some of your hair is singed off, it probably has something to do with the lit cigarette you put in your hair. You said it could double as a bobby pin...?
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