Totally saw a hot amputee. I think this is called character growth.
I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
listen if there's one thing I'm asking of you tonight is that you buy me a cow for my farmville.
Tell me you're stoned. It's 2:40am.
Drinking bud light and eating rice cakes...this is the closest to getting in shape for spring break as its going to get.
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Can you call him, he said something about going to the balcony to pee and now hes texting me saying hes lost
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
When I start puking tomorrow, just let me be. it'll start around 8:35. just let me heave. i love this part of my morning.
Eating nacho cheese off the carpet. How is your morning?
Just as I was applauding myself for the best wing man award, I realized we are going to have to burn our futon.
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If our text convos ever saw the light of day lives would be in tatters
Being pregnant feels like you have a hangover everyday.. Don't listen to what anyone says about how wonderful it is
I just realized, you're dating a guy named Jameson. That is another level of whiskey dick.
So my dad just asked, "did you leave without pants a lil bit ago?"
Woke up with a glow stick in my boobs this morning. Must've dominated Sunday.
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
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