Theyre still fighting about whether its called america or the united states.
do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
That still doesn't explain why you thought it was a good idea to paint a cow on my guitar
you know its bad when everytime i put on a shirt i think of who i hooked up with in it
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Just heard Miley Cyrus' version of "Every Rose Has Its Thorn". Fuck everything. If you don't have an std you have no right to remake this song
I fell asleep with all the lights and heat on in the apartment with windows open, Earth Hour is lost on people like me.
Pretty sure I was rubbing Halloween candy all over my face and saying "these are my bitches."
Zach is always passed out on the floor somewhere.face down in a puddle of his own absurdity
My jeans are ripped and her glitter was all over me.. My walk of shame looked like I fucked a unicorn last night
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No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
When she says 'Polish hangover cure' she just means more vodka. Don't do it.
Ask him to BK for an ice cream cone and do him in the car. That counts as a date
Where's the chopping off someone's balls emoji
I just bumped into this random I hooked up with a few years ago at Steve's party. Talk about a fingerblast from the past!
dude i haven't had a solid dump since sunday and i still cant hear out of my right ear
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