how do flat chested girls get laid?
I'm actually glad you're quitting. Now there's one less person at work who's seen me naked.
yo everyone went to the hospital last night
Asking the cop for directions wearing a lion mask may not have been my best moment...
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It's probably just the physical manifestation of slut karma. But i of course mean that in the kindest way possible because i love you and respect your choices
Fuck at this point id do just about anything for 20 bucks
That has been your downfall in past encounters with 20 dollars bills
He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
That sad moment when even your drug dealer lands a summer internship and you don't...
There is a special place in Hell for whichever one of you put Ben Gay on my dildo. It was a very uncomfortable April 1.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I do believe that seeing camel toe in leopard print pants at Walmart is the closest I will ever come to going on a safari
Haha! You know I mean that in a positive way. Like, "let them eat cake!" Or in our case, "let them achieve obesity from the two entree plate at Panda Express!"
She was from Wisconsin, she had great boobs... I mean... It's a dairy state....
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
You were so drunk Last night you asked for your glasses so you could read the directions on a band aid
Put my boyfriend in a chastity cage while he was passed out last night. Now I control his orgasms.
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