Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
who are you and why are you in my phone as dr. seuss
I'm stuck on the dance floor between two fat people. I don't think they feel my existence. Please help.
Blacked in riding a tandem bicycle with a stranger. We stopped for hot dogs.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Alright, who started the "how long till dereck gets deported from Australia" pool? I want in on that.
Who knew that "When in doubt, pelvic thrust" would end up being the best motto ever? In other news, I think I may have joined roller derby.
As you passed out you started to cry and say "Mufasa" over and over again making everyone else cry.
FINE YOU CAN EAT HOT WINGS WHILE WE HAVE SEX
I feel like my dick pic collection should be archived at the Smithsonian
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I tried to open a bottle of wine with toenail clippers last night. So this morning was obviously rough.
Welp, I'm allergic to codeine. Found that one out the hard way.
So I think I've successful blown my foot off in a way that's going to make you call me an idiot.
THERE IS A MOTHERFUCKING HUMMINGBIRD FLYING AROUND IN OUR HOUSE RIGHT NOW HOW DO I GET IT OUT????
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
death, taxes, and me drunk texting you are 3 certainties in life
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