Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
Are you seriously trying to guilt me into sending you naked pictures by saying "So I can look at them during dialysis" ?
Is it working?
There's nothing like sitting directly behind someone you fucked 5 years ago at church on Easter Sunday
She showed up to the party with a live octopus and a 30 pack that was already half gone
She is banging on the liquor store door begging them to let her come in.
Like I've never seen her that drunk. She's usually like quiet and doesn't say she'll fuck someone on a futon
It's national boyfriend day supposedly, would it be appropriate if I posted a picture of my dildo?
We're all just looking at each other quietly, hoping that no one brings up last nights shenanigans.
I just need some dick and some jimmy johns
Why can't I come over and snuggle you and make you lick my boots
Why'd you print out every dick pic you've ever received and tape them to the bathroom walls?
I know what I want to do this Friday. However, it might end in me getting kicked out of an arcade and a mini golf course.
Breaking news: when you're gone every towel is a dick towel
Nothing says happy Monday quite like coffee and oral sex.
Atleast we had sex on the couch before your ex took it from you
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