she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
we've been dating more than a month and i just realized there's no hair on his chest..
you've had sex with him. you must've seen him naked.
nah, i feel like naked sex would be getting too serious for us..
she told me I give head better than a lesbian. I know it's a great compliment but it kind of threw me off.
about to get into a hot tub with three cops. this cant go well
After he convinced me that my friend had died and come back to life, I decided I was having sex with him that night, and that I should lay off the drugs for a while.
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
Nah I'm perfectly content solely banging the married bartender once a week.
That's practically a relationship for you
Ok roommate is officially weird. Just watched her microwave the same broccoli 3 times in a row and cry b/c she fucked it up. Wtf lol
I was ashamed to still be in my green tank this morning, but there's a guy here in full on bright green pants and a green blazer. He looks like the lucky charms guy stretched out at drunker than usual. Now, I fade into the background.
In related news... Actually, nope. I don't have any orgy-related news. You win.
I need more social interactions that don't involve sex
So I had sex with a hook nosed, lisping masadonian last night.
Glad that degree in literature is paying off. Nice adjectives. Maybe set the bar a little higher though?
I started singing I believe I can fly in the shower and it was like the first stage of insanity
I'm far too poor to be letting my hookups wear my shirts home. I'm down to about a total of 8 shirts and have no intention of buying more
He fucks strippers and doesn’t have a life plan. Of course I’m going to regret this
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