she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
she works at a police station now. i think thats the definition of keeping your enemies closer.
Of course I was flustered, I had a lot of penis in my face.
I'm laying outside on my patio attempting to get sun with a puke bucket next to me... This is dedication to the tan my friend
You can't break up with me and ask me for a handjob on the same day. At least not in that order.
We are getting high tomorrow and being statues at the cafeteria. Come find us.
I'm on this new diet called "I have 10$ till next Friday, I have rice
Like if a baby's bottom had nipples, that's how my boobs feel
Pretty sure I just puked up sand. And nothing else.
"YOU A2TE UNDERAGE LOL" Got that at 2am. Gotta stop dating alcoholics.
Going to put that on my resume. "Only accidentally snapchatted my titties to all of my friends once."
Guess who isn't pregnant with a random sex ocean baby?!?!
sigh, if only his dick was as big as his mouth
She can't even plan ahead to have toilet paper for her next shit
Got upgraded to First Class and now I’ve got the whole Pacific Ocean to seduce the very hot gentleman sitting next to me!!! Door closing, wish me luck!
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