But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
We need to rekindle our bromance
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
bet u 5 dollars u can't guess were i woke up this morning
oh god.. jail?
better, on the catwalk of the auditorium
So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
Why do I have flashes of a dark shed in my memory?
Because we had sex in one.
we just plugged the camera up to the big screen. would you like to come see what you did last night, in high definition?
I don't understand how she could dump me AFTER we had shower sex. I'm fucking great at shower sex
Steve is gonna hang his bear rug on the wall because he doesn't trust us not to have sex on it...
Dude, you disappeared somewhere on the walk back and shortly after we got a call from your cell phone from this guy explaining that him and his roommates woke up to the smell of burning pizza and a naked stranger on their couch.
I walked in her room to find her rubbing lotion on her face high as fuck.
He licked my mouth. I felt like I was making out with my dog.
i got kicked out of McDonald's for demanding a margarita mcflurry
I've never known a porn star before
There's not even an emoji for this
Oh man. I threw up in the first cab. Got kicked out. Roamed somewhere for awhile. Fell asleep in the back if the second cab. Woke up in my underwear on the living room floor with a frozen pizza (thawed) laying next to me
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