Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
Alli causes anal leakage. You can find someone to like you if you are fat but no one will like you if you poop yourself.
And I wrote a rap so it was actually a productive afternoon minus not paying our bills.
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
only my mom would pack illegal paraphernalia in a care package..
No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
i really wish james franco would like my vagina
Yeaaah, so cabbie laughed at me, and said, "rough nite? Let me find you some music" . apparently OPP is the appropriate ride of shame soundtrack.
Only if you bring Listerine. I can't come home to my husband from a bachelorette party with spermbreath again.
Don't look him in the eyes, it like looking at the sun but instead of burning your retinas it makes you wet and vulnerable
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
I got so drunk last night that I drunk texted myself. "hand jobs are the currency of the future"
Well she started to strip and when she slung her hair at me, she painted my face with sweat. A LOT OF SWEAT. It was a weird boner.
I think there's a problem with society when I'm shopping for lingerie and I think "man some of these would make kickass shirts"
Rigtt?!
ALL I WANT IS SEMEN IN/ON/AROUND MY BODY. WHY IS HE MAKING THIS SO HARD.
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