Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
I think someone spiked my drink last night. .. Like all 20 of them.
I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
I just woke up to my FedEx of contacts I've been waiting for for about a week and my hungover ass went to the bathroom and used beer instead of contact solution.
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smoking weed is really the only logical conclusion to hangovers
Omg. In the pub, there's a guy shouting at the olympic channel 'yeah! Kill that motherfucker!' we're watching figure skating.
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
you inspire me to be a worse person
4 months of living in europe has taught me the art of making a drunken stumble look like a dance move
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I just used a baby fork as a roach clip. I am totally the cool aunt.
You described pouring milk in your strawberry cereal as a glittering magnificent water fall, skimming over the mountain and little strawberry citizens.
Just peed out a window, not entirely sure it's open. Can't tell. I'll find out in the morning.
I really need to get a comfy set of masturbating shoes
Woke up with a throbbing vagina and a lesbian in my bed. Then for the hell of it we had morning sex. Definitley bisexual now
What were you even doing out there at 2 a.m.?
Look, i had a gallon of lemonade, a pack of smokes and a Darth Vader voice changer. What did you EXPECT me to do?