At least make sure they are 18
Why
I will show your tits more attention than Michael Jackson's death.
I don't know where your sunglasses are, I was too preoccupied with girls not old enough to drive past midnight.
then they high fived as they party boyed me. I was a policewoman sandwhich. I love you halloween.
we fucked while he was on the clock. He didnt even take off his bullet proof vest. Dont tell me thats not bad ass.
Need a travel agent to tell me which countries in Asia have legalized prostitution for New Year. Fireworks would be cool too.
Hold my feet while i lean out of the window of the truck.
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
It's great having no responsibilities. In normal life I would be freaking the fuck out right about now. But the only worry I have from last night is where i got this shower caddy full of cookies. God I love college.
You're about to fuck a guy with a sweatshirt tied around his waist like a mensurating 13 year old. Get your priorities straight, you're graduating tomorrow.
Fried chicken is a must. Do strippers eat fried chicken or should I plan on something else?
For the record you were pretending you were in a rocket when you drove from wawa to your house. So like 2 minutes of me listening to you making rocket sounds over the phone lmfao
words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
Almost caused a huge accident on the highway because I was distracted by how orange the road barrels were
Dude, who WASN'T thinking of motorboating her?
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