I'm not crazy, I only keep calling you cause you won't pick up.
hey bro how do you do that fake vagina thing with the tp roll? im bored.
I'll tell you what, we couldn't have asked for better binge-drinking weather.
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
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no jill really. Evrything around me is talking to me. The plant, my dog, the tv,the lamp. Its amazing.
He has a really nice penis but its like a model that wasn't built to scale
What was she thinking? I'm not in the business of charity fucks anymore.
He bought me a oreo ice cream cake with "thanks for not calling the cops!" written in icing. If that doesn't sum up winter break, I don't know what does.
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
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Blasting venetian snares and drinking a beer. I love being an adult. It's like being a child but with beer for breakfast, better music, and no one yells at you.
Sadly he is straight as an arrow that is designed by a robot computer from the future with lasers.
This saddens me. Mostly because I want to see the schematics on that robot.
The sound of my own breathing is making my head throb. That hungover.
Surely the maintenance men have seen worse than that condom right
I'm drunk and he's still weird.
when ur drunk laser tag is all fun n games. try it high and all of the aliens in the galaxy want you dead.
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