Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
Pants 0. Shit 1.
I'll go out only because I know the starving children in third-world countries would frown upon us if we let an hour of free sangria go to waste...
Mom just apologized for her lack of a gag reflex not being genetic.
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she's sitting here naked with heels and a taco.
She brought a box of chocolates to give the bartender and now he's giving her free shots.. Why didn't we think of that?
I don't know if it was his cologne or his Jesus hair, but he was much more fuckable than last time I saw him.
Now that I think about it, it may have been the 6 pitchers of beer.
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
Yes she scared me. She had NIPPLE CLAMPS ATTACHED TO A STUN GUN.
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I consider my hand a solid 5. So if I'm dipping below a 7.5, I might as well go with old faithful.
Did you take the bag w/your drugs & cookie cutter?
He literally had a Trump sign in his front yard. I just can't now.
We got cut off at a bar at 4pm. We aren't human
I think the hamburger goblin stole my cigarettes. I left my purse behind her table and they're not in it now.
When you wake up and wonder why your bleeding and it feels like you jumped into a ceiling fan, dont worry. Ill explain it all when I wake up.
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