Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
I'm tuning in to watch Heidi Montag crash and burn on the Miss Universe Pageant. Somebody call 911. and I'm not talking about the Sean Kingston song.
it was 6 in the morning, and you cried until i put mulan in. then you proceeded to say every word, not to mention sing along... stop drinking.
Church boner. Awkwardddd
we started pounding beers an hour ago to celebrate our personal snow day tomorrow. vodka shots for u of i's actual decision are on standby.
I have no recollection of sleep choking you
And leave it to John to ask the cabby to make a Porno in his cab
Now that I'm single, I like to think of myself as in a relationship with Taco Bell.
You threw up with your ski mask on still.
You know me. im down for anything that could harm my well being. lets dress like dolphins so everyone will see what dicks they are.
His IQ level must rival that of a comatosed aardvark.
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
He specifically said I couldn't post the picture of him passed out naked except for a strategically placed washcloth. Where's the fun in that?
YOU'RE MARRIED. TO OTHER PEOPLE.
Sorry I peed on your ottoman
i only got to wear my halloween costume for an half hour before it got taken off.
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