My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
not allowed to tweet this cos she's following me but i definitely just got head in a stairwell of the university of chicago. wanted you all to know.
just graduated on the spot on the quad where I vommed freshman year. full circle
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He told her, Don't talk. Just sit there so I can imagine that you have the kind of personality I wish you had.
One thing noone tells you about getting put in the drunk tank is do it barefoot. You get free flipflops.
It sounds miserable..I have to wear a dress and it's a cash bar?
I told him he was a man of science and that he should conduct experiments on my tits to see how they stay up. I need you to hold onto my larynx when I'm drunk.
Yes but from my experience being high around your own baby makes you feel like the worst kind of mom
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All I got was pictures of my boss and dicks. So, that was the end of snapchat.
I'm experimenting with sincerity
The medical term is prolapsed anal walls if you want to look into it with dignity.
Last time i cooked this high i tried to makw bacon amd then burned myselfbon the grill, only to realize 25min latwr when the bacon wouldnt cook that the grill wasn't on. I IMAGINED the burn.
Of course his biggest mistake was assuming that I ever gave a fuck to begin with.
i have to pee so bad and he is sleeping and idk where the bathroom or my clothes are!!!
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