If this place produced love children they would be born wearing Lilly Pullitzer with raging coke addictions.
singing james blunt while drunk. tell me thats not wonderful
Googled "can you put dry ice in your drink?" I'm safee
well, if it werent for her you wouldnt have gotten a handjob in the middle of the bar. so, maybe you should thank her too.
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
She apparently grabbed another girl and pulled her into the shower fully clothed. When the girl was like "you need to stop" she curled up into a ball and refused to leave.
Whoa, you know how to pick em.
We used a lit joint as a candle for her birthday cake
He's afraid of heights. How do I know, you ask? Blowjob on his roof.
I may not have eyeballs after all the drunk naked people having sex outside.
do you think eating a burger while having sex counts as multitasking skills?
Looking for my adderal, only found acid. What a shame
When the stripper from this weekend is your cashier at Publix the next day 😐💀#pensacolaproblems
Ate 5 hotdogs today. You need to get me back on my tequila diet cause this shit has to stop!
you would have been so proud of how classy i just looked at the pharmacy with my $10 off plan b coupon. so resourceful.
You where banging on the wall asking us where we hid the door...you then crawled under the deck thinking you'd be safe. I told you to eat the nachos before the party...I told you.....
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