okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
Got kicked out of the baseball game with a 4 officer escort. Not bad for a monday night.
the campus cop used the word depravity in our citation.
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
Carving a pumpkin in a gay bar at 2am. How did my life get to be this way.
New one-upper goal: I have to shit off the side of a moving train then jump off
Just saw a midget on an elliptical. Epic.
If Anthony Weiner can get in trouble for sexting 2 or 3 girls I dunno how politicians will make it in 10 years.
Lol I would vote for a guy that is trying to be a senator that has a viral video of him motorboating a topless chick
Yeah that's a good idea.. I like to be responsible when I trip my nuts off
Also I would love to pregame at your place if I weren't stuck at mine drinking laxatives
One day i'll wow you with artfully trimmed pubes.
With great boredom comes great irresponsibility.
Please tell me you're not on their roof again..
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
dude where did you go last night?
when the tequila says to run, you start running.
At some point you said you just wanted to get laid, so we had a moment of silence for your dead sex life...
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