R and i have drinken 4 bottles od red wine. By ourselfs
Can you still call it a wet dream if sandwiches were involved?
just woke up in a hotel room.. realizing its the hotel i work at.. lets see how this walk of shame turns out
I am gunna fuck the accent right out of her mouth
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Who cheats on Christmas eve? It's just asking for Jesus to hate you
We're all in the kiddie pool on the porch. Fully clothed. Watching porn. With my manager.
My sister was crawling her way home and kept asking us to carry her,then she insisted on grabbing at our ankles til she passed out, how was your night?
i mean let's face it...the pregnant girl was really slowing us down.
Responsible roommate: 1. Someone who takes a huge shit at work so as not to clog the toilet at home.
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Just hooked up my fuck buddy with a job working for my dad...this can only end bad.
If my dick was big enough to fuck the eye of a hurricane, I would.
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
Somehow I went from sitting in a car upside down to waking up in the grass surounded by paramedics. It was a great night.
Got a blowjob while watching James Bond's "Octopussy." My 13 year old self would be so proud
You know when you're a kid and you play at the pool until you passed out? It was like that except instead of playing it was sex.
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