dude, i woke up naked in her front yard...apparently i tried to leave in the middle of the night, forgot my clothes and decided,"oh heres a nice patch of grass to sleep on" I think god is up there laughing at me.
My Dad named our wireless network after my dead grandma. I refuse to look up porn on my dead grandma...
shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
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You should have been there. We got drunk and threw a sword through his windshield.
She just got in car wreck. Wreck sex is better than break up sex
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
For looking exactly like her, she tasted less like her sister than I would've thought
Just found out drinking 6 trays of random shots makes me wake up on a club toilet with my underwear and jeans around my ankles
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I need to think of the best way to tell this boy he's not getting his pants back
Dude random question. Where you with me when the vulture got electrocuted from the power lines and fell on the sidewalk in front of us?
I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
But, if I start dating you brother, I can't talk to you about the sex anymore!! Like... Can we talk about it anonymously?! I just won't use his name.
How do u even exfoliate your vagina
Just had an oven catch fire while I was balls deep. Fire department came, I did not.
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