I told my girl, that I use to jerk off to Star Trek. All she says is, "Oh my gawd, you're such a trekie!". If I was her, I'd be weirded out more than me being a Trek Fan.
I haven't been able to trust a girl since spanks came out
at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
During the middle of giving him head, he flashes his phone and says "I like to watch."
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He literally just walked in some random persons house and walked right to they're pantry. Then five minutes later he walks out with pop-tarts, mac and cheese, and captain morgan. We need to chill with this kid more often.
Clearly I understand physics better when I'm on cocaine
He texted me for drugs this time. Not sex. I dunno if I should be pleased it's not sex or disappointed that I come across as a druggie
Um, so I couldn't say it in person, but if you find my underwear in your office. Sorry. I couldn't find them, so yea.
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
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Had sex with one of the guys from Ireland. Celebrating st pattys early.
Well if I can't snuggle you, I might as well snuggle a stranger's cat.
She had a toddler. It threw up and then some guy said party foul and put it on the porch. Going back next Friday.
I just threw up in front of a bunch of parents/prospective students while they were on a campus tour..awesome..
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
Booze, boobs, blunts and batman. dude, I'm livin' the life.
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