Nob stitches i do do not bleed anymorr!
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
I had fun last night. We should have sex less often.
It's a lightpost hitting you in the head. Of course it's going to hurt the day after.
Sunday is a myth, I refuse to believe that I waste an entire day unable to function after a night of drinking.
It was a group decision to take your pants off. Took a solid 10 minutes. No more skinny jeans while drinking.
Drunk me made out with someone's girlfriend last night, was invited to their place for a semi-threesome, and then walked home at three am. Can't decide if this is better or worse than drunkenly challenging everyone to taekwondo sparring matches...
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
Woke up on the couch with one cowboy boot on and a hat over my crotch. God bless texas.
I actually feel a twinge of sadness recycling all of our handles... I feel like I'm throwing out some great memories or lack of them because we don't remember
He puked in the middle of it and I still wasn't disappointed.
Well I'm over here squandering a fabulous hair day and radiant complexion
we were having a conversation about big dicks and the chick at the table beside us turned to us said "me and my boyfriend just broke up a few days ago. Could you please NOT talk about big dicks"
Every text my dad sends me is an AA mantra. Might be time to take a look at my life.
Sorry, Geoff can’t come to his phone right now. He’s outside trying to show his dick to a bachelorette party bus with “DTF” written on the windows
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