dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
WHO ATE OUR COOKIES WHAT THE FUCK THOSE WERE GOURMET
Im interpreting your silence as a silent plea for me to come wake you up. See you soon.
You said you didn't deserve to walk so you started crawling down to your room
She's a freak. I've got the scars to prove it.
just upper decked a verizon store cause they don't cover against "getting phone crushed by a keg." had to pay 175 for a new one
Operation: sleep in every bed at the boys' house is nearing completion. Now at 5/9. I AM GOLDILOCKS AND NO ONE CAN STOP ME
Witnessing a crazy lady on the bus screaming about how romney is one of the four horsemen of the apocalypse.
I'm turning twenty & the only honorable way to exit my teens is by slapping the fuck outta the bag. You better be in.
I went from naked with lasts nights hookup to Ihop in 6 minutes flat
I think that's a new house record
So I just stirred my shower drink with my razor.
I'm not going to ask which end you used.
He compared my blow job skills to finding gold treasure in a gold chest, so there's that.
I need to get off of her emotional roller coaster. I've been on it for a fucking year and I've been throwing up the entire time.
There are horrible decisions in life and then there are tequila flavored moonshine decisions
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
Randomize
