Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
I told him I'd have sex with him for fried cheese. Does that make me a hooker or just fat?
Now go wash the fat girl off your hands.
And there are taco shells on the ceiling fan
You ordered 6 boxes of pizza and laughed in the pizza guys face when you didn't pay for any of them.
when you agree to fuck a guy it does by NO means make it okay for his roommate to hide in the closet with doritos and watch
I didn't ride the struggle bus so much as drive it backwards off a cliff.
I could of sworn you were praying in the strip club.
Just know I'm having fun but I still have my motor functions.
We're pretty much just dating until one of our ex's wants us back
How drunk is "too drunk" for candlelight service?
My goal is to not catch on fire... But if i have to dance im going to dance regardless of the danger
Let's play another riveting game of "Whose boxers are hanging on my fence?"
Bro, it was an EPIC night once again last night. I’m so sorry that you saw me naked.
remember when we said that thing when we met about how we were each glad we weren’t furries
ok listen,
Randomize
