By the way the fattest man alive got married yesterday and I don't even have a boyfriend.
Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
Sharpest. Poop. Ever.
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
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My vagina makes bad decisions like its her job
You seriously looked at the house acorss the street and implied that you thought they had nice Easters.
she keeps giving me cups of everbeer.. its everclear and beer mixed. i guess its blackout or backout time
Is it wrong that I want to take the baby bump in her facebook pictures as "meal-ticket"?
It's pretty fantastic. I just wanna know how your bra ended up in the aquarium the other night.
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Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
My mom just came upstairs handed me an Adderall and asked if I could help her wash the ceilings
Tomorrow is my bachelor party. If I die tomorrow, please know I graded you a "check" as a sister. "Check-minus" when you got mouthy.
They're giving you narcotics aren't they?
If I offered to share would you come visit me?
just showered sitting down cuz standing seemed like too much work, thursdays need to stop making me their bitch.
YOU ATE THE FUCKING GOLDFISH!?
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