you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. I drunk emailed a professor on friday. Oh my god. Oh my god.
The musician playing at the bar just puked inside his acoustic guitar, then sang an encore performance. I love Louisa!!!!
all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
Drunk sex destroyed my coffee table... ikea this weekend?
and you think what you did last night was bad? at least you didnt go wake up a sleeping guy for birthday sex.
So many lesbians keep hitting on me. I'm about to give up and just go home with the manliest one.
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
I've been laying here all day wondering why my back hurt so bad and then I remembered last night.... When you pushed me through that glass table.
Then you shook your fists at the sky and explained to us that losing a sneeze is like losing an orgasm
I told you all we needed steroids to survive the tour de franzia, like the bikers. But nobody listened...
I mean your new thing is losing body parts and feeling colors so its not like we are hurting for entertainment
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
I did put on a shirt to start the night, right?
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