Came home to a chalk baord that read:" Think like a rapist." Can't say I'm surpirsed.
Be careful down there, Shane may have pooped on the carpet.
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
I swear if it wasn't for meeting for drug dealers @ gas stations, i would never remember to get gas.
My lips are sealed. Both pairs.
Mom said you looked used
you asked my brother if you could eat the cupcake that you found. you were showing him a baked potato
We were walking up the stairs and I asked Dominick what floor the party was on. The cop who had just tried breaking it up was walking down the stairs, drinking a slurpee, and answered, "Third floor."
the last time I drank tequila I ended up riding your skateboard nude down the street... so yeah, I'll have a few shots.
Is there a word in the English dictionary for impressed, yet disgusted?
I think the word you're looking for is flabbergasted.
Just burnt my tongue. Not sure if it will help or hurt giving blow jobs
He gets married Father's Day weekend and I just found out I'm pregnant. What do I do?
I've slapped too many boys and done too many naked laps for it only to be 10:30pm
Drunk in my hotel room, eating taco bell, and crying at Nicki Minaj's life story.
This is why I keep you in my life.
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