dont worry your back hair reminds me of angel wings
let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
dude, she was giving me a lapdance and her thong had a skid mark. no I did not hit it.
I think its only fitting my first purchase with my student loan is a glass pipe? I think ill name it 'Subsidized'
The bartender just hugged us goodnight. I think we go there too often.
And I don't know what it is about weed making me want every episode of the real housewives of everywhere
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
Made out with a mannequin all morning in cpr training, so im ready to party
I was giving him a handjob in the woods and a family walked by
I yelled "NO FLEX ZONE!!!" at the guy that thinks it's cool to take off his shirt at the party then proceeded to puking
So what did you do since you didn't go out?
...ate chocolate and watched bring it on....it's like I don't even know what it would look like to be straight.
"my nose is broken but I'm beer pong champ so it evens out really"
I think I ejaculated my soul out.
I almost accidentally threw him out a window during sex last night.
I was giving him head and he slipped one of those hats with propellors on top on my head.
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